Black Dynamite Script (Announcer) Leon St. James for Anaconda Malt Liquor Delectable combination of the finest products This is the only malt liquor which contains the seal of excellence from Uncle Sam himself When you pop the top, the panties come down Is that Anaconda malt liquor, the only malt liquor to be approved by the United States government? How'd you get in here? This better not have anything with Cream Corn or Michael Jackson. F*** you, Black Dynamite! Black Dynamite is a 2009 American blaxploitation action comedy film starring Michael Jai White, Tommy Davidson, and Salli Richardson. Do you vote? Gloria: Black Dynamite, I know that we just met, but somehow I feel that I can trust you. Black Dynamite: Alright, Snowflake, where's the dope? Black Dynamite: Tell me who did it and I'll just leave a puddle. Cream Corn, this goes all the way to the top. When I say top, I mean the tip-top. Man you ain't had no waffles... Black Dynamite: Wait! You lost it all, turkey. 00:07:10 Do you see creamed corn on that plate? [Bullhorn shoots Gunsmoke to end his misery]. Black Dynamite Quotes with Sound Clips. Baloney, fry that into a dome, slice it, take a spatula, smush fry it, and one waffle please. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo ... Black Dynamite (2010) 00:17:57 That ol' half a player, Cream Corn with them. [laughs] Yeah, you won't be so big and so bad anymore. Now you can hit the sheets or the streets, it don't make me no nevermind. Web. Bullhorn, what did you just say? Actors: Michael Jai White (Black Dynamite), Arsenio Hall (Tasty Freeze), Tommy Davidson (Cream Corn). Black Dynamite: Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you a little dick! There's no helping you. The animation of the episode switches from the current animation style to that of the pilot at times. Instead it ratchets up the silliness by mixing in supernatural, extraterrestrial, and just whacked out nonsense to its plots, largely derived from 1970s black pop culture. Bullhorn: Go get Chicago Wind before he disappears. Characters are in Black Dynamite. Black Dynamite: [Speaking in Chinese] Dr. Wu! Black Chick #2: Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had. Look at this place. Second of all, no. Would you like that? His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach, deep into my soul. I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite. O'Leary: You should have. All Rights Reserved. But I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. Now, they find her up in here, we will fricassee they honky asses. I want Black Dynamite dead, and I want him dead now! "Black Dynamite Quotes." 01:13:25 Cream Corn, this goes all the way to the top. Tobacco, like how Fiendish Dr. Wu made the dick-shrinking chemical for the government in the movie. This started with avoiding any baby or mommy dolls, but then escalated to avoiding Stretch Armstrong (who would remind them of the hugs they never got) or Simon toys (which would teach them to remember things, like their dead parents). Now you could hit the sheets or the streets, it don't make me no never mind. Or maybe you an undercover pig. Like sending those two-bit crooks to Watergate. But until then, you need to SHUT the F*** UP when grown folks is talking. They called it Aesculapius' staff. [Bullhorn proceeds to land a chop on the thug, which is blocked. I needed to get out my mama's house anyway. Cream Corn, clean up your room!' Black Dynamite: Watch me, you little insecure cracker. 00:09:43 And can't we do a little better than creamed corn... 00:09:47 ...creamed corn and creamed corn? Militant #3: Sarcastically, I'm in charge. When Black Dynamite is "discreetly" asking around the village if anyone had seen his friend Larry Tureaud, he runs into the "Chinese" boy he met back during the Vietnam War. 30 Rock (2006) - S05E07 Brooklyn Without Limits, Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (1993) - S01E09 Adventure, Madam Secretary (2014) - S02E21 Connection Lost. Maybe we should call the police. Gloria: [after Dynamite kills a would-be assasin in a donut suit] How did you know? Because in case you forgot, when you left the agency, you relinquished your license to kill. Bullhorn: Let everybody know and suckers be warned that this is the outcome when you mess with Bullhorn! And now that the Man has got our backs to the wall, I ain't gonna let him hurt the kids. Fiendish Dr. Wu: [Speaking in Chinese] You know who this is. Black Dynamite: Black Dynamite Panther Fist! Black Dynamite (2009) Tommy Davidson as Cream Corn. Black Dynamite: Who is the Greek God of War? He OD'd. See you next time. Chocolate Giddy-Up: She keep coming up short! This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. Web. I remember everything. Fight, fight, fight. I'll take care of this gorilla eatin' goon here! Black Dynamite tells someone to sit down while the grown-ups are talking. Black Dynamite: Euphoria, shut the f*** up! Black Dynamite: Three inches to the right, and it would've missed my black ass. [Pulls out his nunchucks] Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me, because I'm Black Dynamite. Leroy Van Nuys reveals himself properly with the same. Only one man. Just the nig... [Freezes in place]. I wish I'd had killed that nigga myself. I've known you too long. He tried to get up, but he fell over when what was left of his right leg broke off. Bullhorn gouges out one of the puppets' eyes just like how Black Dynamite did in the movie. 00:12:23 How much that hit be Cream Corn? But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass! Black Dynamite: All right, sucka, you drop it right there! O'Leary: We don't know who killed Jimmy. Black Dynamite. Black Dynamite himself is giving a moniker along these lines; being called a "revolutionary pimp vigilante antihero" in one episode. Black Dynamite: You be cool, Little Mama. I should've known it was you. Now, if something's bothering you, why don't you lay it on me? Black Dynamite: [Exchanging hi-fives with Saheed] What it is, Saheed? Why you wanna be starting something Cream Corn? Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi, which was a big-ass snake. Let me see if I can find a thermometer for you. The film was directed by Scott Sanders and co-written by White, Sanders, and Byron Minns, who also co-stars. Black Dynamite is a 2009 American blaxploitation action comedy film starring Michael Jai White, Tommy Davidson, and Salli Richardson. [Black Dynamite crosses out 'Richard' on the blackboard. Doctor: What the-? [Gunsmoke shrugs]. 00:18:01 You remember Cream Corn? - All the way to the top. When I say top, I mean the tip-top. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. 00:06:37 Now Cream Corn these ninjas have gone crazy. Black Dynamite: Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S. Cream Corn: Ram. Black Dynamite: You right about that, girl. Also, Crenshaw Pete. Man I'm speaking of is a veritable one-man army. Because whenever there's injustice, [stands up] wrongs to be... [Gloria suddenly appears and embraces Black Dynamite]. [Black Dynamite enters the Hip Pocket billiard hall, where Chicago Wind and his gang confront him].
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