It is said that these champagne glasses were modeled on the bosom of Marie Antoinette. Edith, help me! Artois: You stupid woman!
[Von Klinkerhoffen has ordered the Colonel to woo Madame Edith]. Flying Officer Carstairs: Fella keeps trying to chat us up. [accusing Hans of murder], What hippined after I was trimpled on? [to René], I was pissing by the door when I heard two shats. What can we do for you?
They are my customers, they are winning the war, so if I am not nice to them, they will shoot me. : Yes, we are both from Nancy. [Realizing that his friend is gone for good] Hans... [credits roll]. [at the top of her voice] GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN! Col. How will she endure the hardships of prison life? Captain Hans Geering: [Hans was last seen being catapulted over the fence of a German POW camp, disguised as a British airman. Herr Flick: I am Otto Flick of the Gestapo. Artois: That is because you are listening to my appendix. Please speak after the gunshot. Colonel Kurt von Strohm: Hans? If I can save anyone from the torture of matrimony, I will. 'Allo 'Allo! Hans Geering: Do you not see that if you kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, then you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau! Web. I am eloping! Here they are. [to Herr Flick], Michelle’s plan! Ren? Now, when I heard it I looked ten years older. Artois: Just do not mention it to anyone, lieutenant. I found it! Maria/Mimi! Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateaux from the chateau!
Col. You light a little smokie and you burn down ze town, zat's vot it's all about. I have to be nice to The Resistance. Lt. Hubert Gruber: Would you like to come for a ride in my little tank? [Edith has just given another tuneless singing performance.]. Flying Officer Carstairs: [shocked] How do you know? [attemping to sell fish at the town square]. Kaye played protagonist and cafe owner René Artois in the hilarious comedy set in German-occupied France during World War II. The pianist over there is in fact a forger for The Maquis. They were hiding in the pig stay. Lieutenant Hubert Gruber: Had it not been for you, Ren?, those Communist girls would have shot us out of hand. Ren? The show's premise was not to make fun of the war but to spoof war-based film and TV dramas. Col. Bertorelli: Mussolini has given me a present for you: the Italian War Hero Medal. Col. You will not be able to go to the bathroom without me knowing about it. Von Strom: You must be very careful with the painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. [to René], I will dingle a keerot in front of the dinkey. How do you fancy the Russian Front? Capt. Register to update information, save favorites, post photos, news stories and comments. The hammer is hitting me in a very vulnerable position. Von Strom: If you will tell me the names of the Resistance leaders, I will see that you are protected.
Flick ducks down behind the desk] Ah. Col. Meanwhile, Berlin will be informed of your perverse antics and your recalcitrant demeanour, which has exacerbated the quid pro quo, vis-?-vis inter-departmental relationships. Quotes.net. Captain Hans Geering: I'm afraid the war is over for me, Colonel. [Michelle falls unconscious], [explaining to René that von Klinkerhoffen is already doomed], [announcing to the Cafe that he is pissed]. Hello? Flying Officer Carstairs: Well, it's hardly the sort of thing you boast about, is it. Flying Officer Fairfax: I think he means that if Hitler comes in and wants us to go upstairs with him, we're not to go. Lieutenant Hubert Gruber: When he was taller, he signed his paintings further up. Monsieur Alfonse, undertaker - Swiftly, and with style. Discover and share the most famous quotes by Officer Crabtree. Ren? (repeated line) Michelle Dubois: Listen carefully; I shall only say it once. Herr Flick: This is very serious! We use cookies to improve user experience. Lloyd and Croft wrote the first six series. : May I tell you a little legend, Colonel? It is a parody of another BBC programme, the wartime drama Secret Army. But it escaped and returned to the wild. Ren? To our dictionaries! : Good evening, Herr Lieutenant. [explaining why the painting is safe simply hanging in Rene’s kitchen]. quotes: the most famous and inspiring quotes from Allo 'Allo!. Michelle Dubois: [English accent] Jerries. They're not my matches. Herr Flick: Flick the Gestapo.... No, I said *Flick*, the Gestapo! Col. Kurt von Strohm: You are combing your hair very nicely, Hans. Officer Crabtree: God Moaning. Copyright © 2013-2020 MagicalQuote. Michelle, one thing a Frenchman cannot stand is to have somebody insulting his bouillabaise. Arrest all Gypsies driving fire engines. Capt. [the airmen are unhappy about being dressed as nuns]. I knew we called about something! Michelle Dubois: What is the biggest break you've had on this table? Swiftly and with style.
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